Nickname Lover Gifts

'Well, if it isn't the missing link!'

'They call me... Condor!'

Bigfoot is fine, or Yeti, but only my mother calls me Sasquatch.

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'Really? I'm called Spike, too!'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

'I'm glad you asked me that, Ossie ... may I call you, Ossie?'

'I do wish he wouldn't call everyone pal.'

The Stranger

'Judge McWit, this is Margaret, party of the first part, heretofore to be known as Maggie.'

'Honey buns...the Poopers are here.'

"Will you please stop referring to me as Kemosabe Tonto, we're all Kemosabes here."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"OMG, LOL!"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Advertising on the internet.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Elephant and Castle

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Paul Daniels.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Freeberg

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

Happy Valentine!

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

'My member requires some interest.'