Acronym Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm off to the A.G.M. the C.B.I. then the D.T.I. - after that I'm going home to B.E.D.'

'Get these over to the acronym department A.S.A.P.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

Valentine Cards

STRIP Hambone: Silly features

'WOW! They appointed me an 'O.F.W.A.W.M.S. Manager'... wait a minute... what the... that means 'Old Fart Without Any Worth Mentioning Sales'??!!"

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Bring your own table."

"What's an NFT but another *TLA."

Alphabet Soup

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Male On Sunday

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Ovalifolium Longifora

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Backdoor

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?