Nickname Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

"Ben is my given name, and E-Z Stomper is my street name."

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

"Call me Ross. I've always wanted somebody to call me Ross."

"We run out of good nicknames after 'The Tulip'."

Man sees sign on door: 'Mr. Ferris... Big Wheel'.

'Norman Whimplebottom, but you can call me Tiger.'

'Ted, meet Sneeze-A-Lot, Bad Cough, and Tummy Rumble. I'm bad with names but I never forget a bodily function.'

'Good night honey.' 'Good night sweet pea.'

'The Birdman was not amused by the guard's practical joke.'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Please stop referring to me as your main man."

Margaret...Meatball

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

"What does it mean if you meet with the President and he doesn't give you a nickname?"

"How's your old lady?"

"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."

"It's my nom de commerce, sir."

"Honey, you awake? Rachel? Yo, Meathead. Hey, always-wrong person. Woman who can’t grasp the concept of offsides – you up?"

"It's 'Duffy', but when I go out at night it's 'Taco'."

"Mordecai '3 Exes' Brown"

"And do you, Babe, take Babe to be your lawfully wedded Babe until death do you un-Babe?"

'Art movements: Jack the Ripper and Jack the Dripper.'

'My name is 'Dwight' but I'm a garment inspector so everyone just calls me '47'.'

'Hi Sugar...'

"So come on then, why does everyone call you Lofty?"

'Don't call me Sandy at work.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."