Username Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

1001 Baby UserIDs

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Welcome to the Team

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Naming that Impala

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Tom Cruise

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Male On Sunday

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Internet Name Tags.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

Changing house name.