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"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Tom Cruise

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

robot in car

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?