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"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Tom Cruise

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

robot in car

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',