Nickname Lovers Prints

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Perhaps, Ms Schnozzola, you might want a new name to go with your new nose.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"OMG, LOL!"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

My Spam Sketchbook

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Tom Cruise

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Margaret...Meatball

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

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