Name Game Lover Gifts

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I just wish he wouldn't call me Spotty!"

With a name like Carmen Monoxide, her dream of working for the EPA would have to remain just that.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Guess how many I ATE.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jungle Games

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Tom Cruise

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Yoyos

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Electronic Abacus

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Whack A Soul.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Steeee-rike three!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"