Name Game Aficionado Gifts

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

"This is your second cousin. He ate bananas with every single meal. Do you know what they called him?"

"What's your dog's name?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Antler Buzzers.

Big boys' toys-r-us

Tom Cruise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Naming that Impala

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Sinead?!"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Miguel Ferrer

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Can I be Frank with you?