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Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'Must have been some game animals playing here.'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Ring tossing

The Original Wooly Willy,

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

Trojan Horse Threat.

Woman Throwing Boomerang For Dog To Fetch

'Okay, my turn - I spy, with my little eye....'

Acme crossword publishers building.

Nobody has a monopoly on questionable judgment.

Camping-Pong

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with C. And I'll give you a clue - it's mainly white."

Big Game Hunter

"..., 97, 98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

"Ruby, why don't you get something to read?!"

"Is the pain and animal vegetable or mineral?"

"Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire."

Miguel Ferrer

Boy opens a casino next to a lemonade stand.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Whack-A-Mole Surrender

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

"All this important talk about Will and his poor grades is nice and all, but if you'll excuse me I have a paused video game at home that I need to tend to."

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-Bert

"Which hand?" I hate that game!

"Red rover, red rover, send...oh, yeah...um...how about a word game?"

Men playing a version of hide and seek

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

'Rock Paper Scissors' as played by the American military.

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Live Chess pieces, "I suspect she's on the game, sire"

Beaver Table Tennis