Computer Game Aficionado Gifts

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Windows or Mac?

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Antler Buzzers.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Big boys' toys-r-us

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'