Video Game Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

3 Kings - Nintendo "I wish I'd thought of that."

ATM machine goes 'GAME OVER'.

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

Inactivity Centre

The Secretary of the Interior noted that American children spend a daily average of only four minutes outside.

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

"It's a pet, not a video game."

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

'Dad, can I play video games now and help you help me with my homework later?'

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'You weren't very good this year, so instead of that video game system you wanted, you'll be getting an educational toy.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Viewing a window in the real world

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'

"My dad also has a wireless controller. It's called mom."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Hello? Am I talking to the rating agency that downgraded the Greek creditworthiness? You've got to downgrade my dad, too. Hey says he can't afford to buy me the latest Playstation!'

"I swear he's just dating me for my son's video games."

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, my puppy and my Xbox 360 – but not necessarily in that order – amen."

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"How will I pay for life's necessities?"