Video Game Aficionados Gifts

"I blame violent tapestries."

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Camping-Pong

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Antler Buzzers.