Gaming Aficionados Gifts

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'You idiot! No wonder no one is coming by. You left the glue out!'

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Camping-Pong

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Big boys' toys-r-us

Antler Buzzers.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'