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'You idiot! No wonder no one is coming by. You left the glue out!'

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Antler Buzzers.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'