Gaming Aficionado Gifts

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

mars is flat.

'Mum told me to play outside.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Women's World Cup Final

"I don't get it. I'm bored. Why would I want to play bored games?"

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

'As we can all see, Jimmy has a slight lead, $157,860 to $157,495.'

'I'm sick of you always taking things to the next level.'

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

Casino Desk Organizer

'They're playing a video game.'

'It's time for my break. Lenny will take good care of you. Good luck!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Natural Disasters

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine