Gaming Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

'Me invent the wheel!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'Sorry, life's cheap, but Playstations aren't!'

"Wicked - it's a thousand points for getting the star above the stable!"

'But daddy can be interactive, too.'

I can't play video games with you after school today. I have to help my dad help me with my homework.

"Not only are you a cheat, the instructions to this Sim Game describes you as duplicitous, mendacious, disingenuous..."

War Games

Computer Game Shop.

My brother likes computer games.

'It's the latest must-have accessory pack.'

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Dad, when I grow up, will you have grown up?"

The Danger of Gambling

"Me, I asked Santa for an "Entertainment Package", hoping to get a TV and a gaming console: I got a hamster wheel instead..."

"I had high hopes of getting into the computer games division but it could have been worse. At least I didn't end up in the socks and underwear section..."

"The groom just called to say he'll be late. He forgot the new video game comes out today, and he's still in line at the store."

"Grandpa what kind of reindeer games did you play before video games?"

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

"All I said was let's go fishing!"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"

Second childhood obesity.

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

'Okay, ladies - the name of the game is Strip Poker.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Unsubscribe-a-mole

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

Playing Footsies.