Game Room Aficionados Gifts

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Camping-Pong

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

scrabble love

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Playing cards.

Bishops Snooker

Antler Buzzers.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Date Night

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"You don't have to answer that."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Dog fetches dice

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Battleship Bingo Night.

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Musical ice flows

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."