Gambling Aficionados Gifts

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Lottery office lift buttons read 'Up', 'Down' and 'Lucky Dip'.

Gamblers anon.

"Great wedding, Ruby! Great reception!. . . Now let's play BINGO!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Dog in casino.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Free Range Golfers

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Tonto Casino.

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!