Gambling Aficionados Pillows

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Lottery office lift buttons read 'Up', 'Down' and 'Lucky Dip'.

Gamblers anon.

"Great wedding, Ruby! Great reception!. . . Now let's play BINGO!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Dog in casino.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Free Range Golfers

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Post Game Day Betting.

Tonto Casino.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'