Betting Enthusiasts Pillows

'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

"Yeah, I've won lots of races, but I'm still poor: I've always been too self-conscious to bet on myself..."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Post Game Day Betting.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Gambling on office building construction

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.