Betting Enthusiasts Gifts

'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

"Yeah, I've won lots of races, but I'm still poor: I've always been too self-conscious to bet on myself..."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Post Game Day Betting.

Gambling on office building construction

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"