Betting Enthusiast Gifts

Risk assesment

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Financial Advisor - Reading Racing Post

"Well, at least you didn't lose your shirt in there."

'I bet you £10 there's a gambling advert on next.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Online betting is really exciting. . ! One day you win, the next day you lose. . ."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

"Could be better. How's your retirement plan going?"

'I know your doctor wanted you to take up a hobby to relieve stress, but maybe poker was the wrong choice.'

Jockey seat.

Bookmakers: Please Gamble Sensibly All Day Every Day

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Alien And Jock

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

Your horse just came in!

'The Football pools aren't fun anymore - the computer wins everytime.'

'As we can all see, Jimmy has a slight lead, $157,860 to $157,495.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'He's not asleep. He's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

'Don't you think I should at least get a no-claims bonus? None of my horses have ever won.'

Man at the winnings collection point in the bookie's is asleep.

'Stop saying 'Are you there Fred?' I am here.'

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

Football will be penalised...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Stop moaning, you promised you'd do it if you lost."

"Tia Carmen, would you lie to your family about gambling?"