Betting Aficionados Gifts

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

This is where the rich get richer and the poor get excited!

IRS AUDIT DEPARTMENT, 'It's a bet -- if I don't take the next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A skier and a paraglider

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

The pop-up book of fighters

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

CEO Incentives

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

A Good Bet.