Casino Enthusiasts Pillows

"Never seen a cow before?"

Most liberal slots on The Strip

Speed gambling

'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'

'Actually I'd rather sir had used a conventional cigarette lighter!'

"I think I will go try my luck at the non race specific jacl tables before we hit the buffet."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Clown Face Painting

Dog in casino.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Face Painting.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Carioca

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Playing cards.

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'