Casino Enthusiasts Pillows

"Never seen a cow before?"

Most liberal slots on The Strip

Casino. Don

Speed gambling

'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'

'Actually I'd rather sir had used a conventional cigarette lighter!'

"I think I will go try my luck at the non race specific jacl tables before we hit the buffet."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Clown Face Painting

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Dog in casino.

Peel poker.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Carioca

Face Painting.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

The Brazilian Blow dry

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Playing cards.