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Most liberal slots on The Strip

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Date Night

Destination casinos...

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Tonto Casino.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

Gambling on office building construction

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Monkey casino study.

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