Slot Machine Fanatic Gifts

Jackpot Pocket

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Destination casinos...

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Tonto Casino.

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Monkey casino study.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

Early Micronesian Casino

Casino. All you can eat buffet. Now here's a game where I can beat the house!