Lottery Fanatic Gifts

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"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

"It's lotto fever."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

Knight

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'So this is how they're recovering from insolvency?'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?