Lottery Fanatic Mugs

Cattslotto.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Bribes for Jabs

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'Rhea of the Year.'

"It's lotto fever."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Knight

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'So this is how they're recovering from insolvency?'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.