Slot Machine Fanatic Pillows

Jackpot Pocket

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Tonto Casino.

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Monkey casino study.

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.