Slot Machine Enthusiast Pillows

"It happens."

Slot Machine Tree

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Slot Machine: Please Go Home

"But I don't want to go yet, I'm winning...I'm ahead almost three dollars!"

Pay 'n' Park Jackpot

One armed bandit workout.

Kangaroo sweeps winnings into pouch.

Insert Coin

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

The bank teller was sure she was dealing with the notorious slot-machine thief!

'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'

"You lose again...!"

"Do all your casinos have these?"

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

Fruit machine...

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Slug roulette

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Destination casinos...

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Tonto Casino.

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'