Gamble Fanatic Pillows

"Whad'ya think... Lottery numbers for the next 5 years!"

Evolution.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Pokemon Get Lost

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Gambling on office building construction

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'