Gamble Fanatic Pillows

"Whad'ya think... Lottery numbers for the next 5 years!"

Evolution.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Very angry birds"

Gambling on office building construction

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Sporting maladies.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'