Gambling Fan Pillows

Casino Economy

Kangaroo sweeps winnings into pouch.

Roulette pool.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Post Game Day Betting.

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Gambling on office building construction

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Viva Las Vegas.

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."