Gambling Lover Pillows

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

Dog Casino

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Gambling on office building construction

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Sexy Slot Machine

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

"Snake eyes again!"

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Dice Cubes

Inventing the roulette wheel.

Wedding Coin Tosser

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

Golfer hitting a die.