Gambling Lover Pillows

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

Dog Casino

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gambling on office building construction

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Sexy Slot Machine

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"Snake eyes again!"

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Wedding Coin Tosser

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Golfer hitting a die.

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

Inventing the roulette wheel.