Gambling Fan Mugs

Casino Economy

Kangaroo sweeps winnings into pouch.

Roulette pool.

Peel poker.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Post Game Day Betting.

Gambling on office building construction

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Viva Las Vegas.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.