Gambling Enthusiasts Mugs

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

Racy Sketches

'Why not take part of your check in lottery tickets?'

'...Plant civilization extinct, visual evidence suggests population was not very intelligent.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Dog in casino.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Slug roulette

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Botox."

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Sailor's Poker.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Post Game Day Betting.

Tonto Casino.