Gambling Enthusiasts Prints

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."

Racy Sketches

'Why not take part of your check in lottery tickets?'

'...Plant civilization extinct, visual evidence suggests population was not very intelligent.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Peel poker.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Playing cards.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Botox."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Destination casinos...

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Sailor's Poker.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'