Casino Enthusiast Prints

'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'

Slot machine.

'Compulsive gambling.'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

Piggy bank playing the slots has money coming out of it.

"Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky"

Betting the Farm.

If the pilgrims landed today...

Slug roulette

Vas Vegas Toilet - Looks like Fruit Machine.

'Do you have a backup plan?'

'So, only the one in Atlantic City has gambling?'

'...just until we get back from Vegas.' (Couple handing in laon application)

Woman in front of a cash machine which is actually a slot machine.

"Me no invent wheel to be used for this!"

Slot Machines - Dog Wins Pile of Bones.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Gambling Addiction Self-help Group - 'You've got a 7 to 1 chance of getting a place.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Say, isn't that our financial planner dealing blackjack over there?'

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

Casino Banking

Sign in casino indicates it is clothing optional.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'What I really feel like doing is going back to our hotel room and playing gin rummy with you.'

The Rake's Progress - Gaming house scene.

'Big deal. So you lost an arm and a leg.'

Mega Casino.

Student with armload of money in front of class: 'I won't be finishing school. You see, I spend my lunch hours over at the casino ...'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Casino retirement planning.

"This quarter we're very bullish on red."

Tonto Casino.