Casino Enthusiast Mugs

'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'

Slot machine.

'Compulsive gambling.'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

"Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky"

Betting the Farm.

Slug roulette

'...just until we get back from Vegas.' (Couple handing in laon application)

If the pilgrims landed today...

Woman in front of a cash machine which is actually a slot machine.

'Do you have a backup plan?'

Slot Machines - Dog Wins Pile of Bones.

'So, only the one in Atlantic City has gambling?'

Vas Vegas Toilet - Looks like Fruit Machine.

"Me no invent wheel to be used for this!"

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Gambling Addiction Self-help Group - 'You've got a 7 to 1 chance of getting a place.'

"This quarter we're very bullish on red."

The Rake's Progress - Gaming house scene.

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

'C'mon square root of 49!'

"I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling."

Sign in casino indicates it is clothing optional.

'I think you're in the wrong room...'

Casino Banking

'What I really feel like doing is going back to our hotel room and playing gin rummy with you.'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

Entrance to high stakes gambling room in casino has sign limiting who may enter.

'Big deal. So you lost an arm and a leg.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Slot machine with tip slot.

Win/Lose Roulette