Las Vegas Enthusiast Mugs

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Sunbathers.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Clown Face Painting

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

Carioca

Face Painting.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Slug roulette

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"