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'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Clown Face Painting

Dog in casino.

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Face Painting.

"Well Earned Vacation"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Slug roulette

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"How's it look back there?"