Las Vegas Fan T-Shirts

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

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Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Wotan with eye patch

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Viking warrior has admirer.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I swear, I thought it was Friday."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Too Much?

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"I can't even deal."

Viva Las Vegas.

Vikings Holiday