Las Vegas Fan Gifts

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

The Goodman Dynasty

Please Go Home

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Wotan with eye patch

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Peel poker.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Viking warrior has admirer.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Too Much?

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"I swear, I thought it was Friday."

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

Vikings Holiday

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'