Vegas Enthusiasts Gifts

'Letting off steam' on a Vegas bender can be a bit crazy. . .

"Whoever dies in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Duck in a bathtub

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Too Much?

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"Never seen a cow before?"

Viva Las Vegas.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.