Vegas Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

Zombie standup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Beach hats

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Nanny with children on leash

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Too Much?

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Mountain escalator.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

An affair to remember.

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Viva Las Vegas.

Planning for retirement in a casino.