Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

Mountain escalator.

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Mishap

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Nanny with children on leash

Nobody likes a smore loser

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Closed for Summer.

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"Honey, don't engage."

American Idle

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.