Nature Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"

'One good thing, descending should take less time and effort than climbing.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Romantic Giraffes

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Bears catching fish

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'