Outdoor Escapade Seeker Gifts

'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Rock Climber

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Desert Island Mishap

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

A rainbow umbrella

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Boxing Snowmen.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Big RV Camping

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Garden Furniture

"Skunk! How is it?"

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.