Outdoor Adventure Seeker Gifts

"I would have gone on a run."

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Rites of Spring: Bird's Singing...Flower's Blooming...Also - Storms Storming...

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Having Hooked a 'Fish' He Is Landed to Play It.

"Skunk! How is it?"

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

'Tim, I think you better work a little more on that homemade deer grunt you made.'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Danger! Quicksand.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Snowmen

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Great. See you in spring."

'Impressive balance and impressive digestion, son!'

'That's our vet, leading the ride!'

Your new golf shoes are ruined!

'Now that's what I call camouflage. My dog can't even find me.'

"If I apologize again, will you take the arrow out of your hat?"

Man doesn't realise the hose isn't working because he is standing on it.

'My dog was sick and my wife loaned me hers, that's why.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"To think I used to complain about making house calls!"