Outdoor Escapade Lovers Gifts

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Echo Tourism'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Collies Without Borders

Snooker Golf.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Rock Climber

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'How's the water skiing?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'